What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Dr No

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”